After 'Screwing' Up His Political Future, Rahim Tamby Chik Wants To Make A 'Come'Back

Malacca's most famous sex maniac, Umno supreme council member and former Malacca chief minister Tan Sri Abdul Rahim Tamby Chik wants a piece of the action and is prepared to make a comeback and contest in the general election should the party decide to field him.

Apparently, chick crazy Thamby Chik wants to 'contribute' to the nation’s progress. Exactly how he intends to do that remains as confidential as his many secret liaisons in the past. It looks like everybody in Umno wants desperately to 'contribute' to our very lucky nation and its equally fortunate citizens!

"If the party decides I should stand for election, I will,” he said. (As if it could be any other way.)

“During my term as Malacca chief minister for 12 years, I did my part to transform a poor state into a vibrant one and I would like to do the same for national politics,” he said. To be fair, the randy bugger did work when he was the CM and brought about substantial progress in Malacca. And he did not go on a datukship selling spree like the present fellow. But he could not control his libido and penchant for under aged virgins and his political career 'blew up prematurely'. He would have definitely landed in prison if Dr Mahathir had not intervened and subverted the course of justice.

How Rahim intends to work his magic in national politics is not known. Most probably he is simply engaging in verbal bullshit and his only reason for a comeback is to taste unbridled power again. Rahim said it was Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi’s vision to provide equal opportunities to all the people and have a national policy of expanding the economic cake. Whether the equal opportunity is applicable to rehabilitated sex perverts is not known.

I have my doubts if he will be considered acceptable in the present climate of 'change' and especially after the advent of Islam Hadhari. In any case, how many in Umno itself would want him to make a comeback?
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