Monday, November 06, 2006

Abdul Ghani Othman's Rabid Outbursts, Devious Ploy To Remain In Johor MB's Seat.

Johor Umno, Monday proposed that the Constitution be exalted as it is also the thrust behind Umno's struggles in championing the interests of the Malays.

Menteri Besar Datuk Abdul Ghani Othman said current issues surrounding the Malays should not have been raised if the people knew what were provided in the Constitution."That is why Johor Umno raises the Malay special rights, status of Islam and bahasa issues which are all enshrined clearly in the Constitution," he said.

**** So speaketh Menteri Besar Datuk Abdul Ghani Othman, self proclaimed and the latest saviour of the Malays and unbending upholder of the constitution. As other states host their respective Umno Conventions you can expect more of the same bluster from other penjuang Bangsa dan Agama, of that you can be sure.

But for the moment let's concentrate on that idiot extraordinaire, Umno's flavour of the day, wira Abdul Ghani. It takes only an average brain, (and our man Ghani is very average) to know that in order for him to stay in the Johor MB's chair for another term after doing practically zilch prior to this, he has to come up with something with oomph to capture the attention of not only the simpletons sitting in the Johor convention but also people nationwide. And if in the process he can piss off as many non-Malays as possible the better. Tonight he must be praying that the other component party leaders will react to his statement and hopefully in the strongest terms. The stronger the better. How else can he portray himself as a warrior for the bangsa if he does not have a strong enemy for him to fight off and successfully defend demi maruah bangsa?

Tonight he might have pleasant dreams of being verbally slain by Ong Ka Ting or ripped to pieces by another Samy Vellu poem. Better still throw in the opposition and Lim Kit Siang, loudspeaker in hand, denouncing him in front of Parliament House. If all this could come true, boy oh boy, our idiot extraordinaire will be one of the front-runners in the Umno elections, perhaps even a VP slot again, which he got by a fluke-shot at one time.

So you see, he needs non-Malays more than they need him. All you have to do is make a lot of noise, condemn him in the papers and the blogs and the more adverse publicity it gets him, the brighter are his chances of making it to a top post in the Umno hierarchy and perhaps God and Sultan willing, the opportunity to be parked again at the Johor MB's throne for another five years. Unless of course the other incompetents in the remaining states decide to follow adaptations of this true and trusted formula of using non-Malays as whipping boys to explain away the weaknesses and failures of the Malays. Then things will become really interesting as each nitwit tries to outdo the other and claim that all non-Malays are extremely intelligent, hardworking, wealthy, talented and fluent in many languages. And who can deny most of those claims? So non-Malays, you have only yourself to blame for all this. If only you had been not clever or diligent, been untalented and lazy, unmotivated, laid back and monolingual you wouldn't have been in this predicament. And to top it all you believe in false Gods.

So in a way you the non-Malays are responsible for all this and not a wira like Abdul Ghani Othman. Hidup Umno!

5 Comments:

Blogger fishtail said...

With SJER coming up, how not to put superglue on his seat man? After all, he already lost the crooked bridge, and if Air Asia gets permission to fly to singapore, he will see Senai airport become Senai desert. Sense of insecurity creeping up on him. So? So must score brownie points!

11:44 PM GMT+8  
Blogger The Malaysian. said...

I think that your assessment is correct. SJER is a prime motivator for this melodrama. Man we're talking billions here!

12:10 AM GMT+8  
Blogger mob1900 said...

Actually the person he should be very, very afraid of is his peer, infact someone who represents everything positive which he is not!

You guessed correctly, Dato' Shahrir Samad. If there's a someone who's deemed fit to rescue or at least score some brownie points for the beleagued AMNO, JB especially, it would be him.

2:24 AM GMT+8  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

toyo must now be smiling broadly again, he is now off from the main screen, phew !

just like the

crooked bridge
high intensity london sauna
pussy cat dolls
colliseum
khairy the ball-less
haze
pest controllers
LKY
rempit
opsikap
satay house

its getting very boring lah

have something new and worthy of above d-grade entertainment lah UMNOlaysia...( new name for the Malay confederated states,beside fantasia Singapura, now renamed Singapore )

maybe an azalina/rafidah sex scandal?

10:26 AM GMT+8  
Blogger The Malaysian. said...

"maybe an azalina/rafidah sex scandal?" Now now toniXe!

11:02 AM GMT+8  

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